Ethan Parker

I was visiting our neighbors next door and in comes Eric, funny phrases a blazin’ and says “come quick! The pizza fell down the well!” He was right. So tragically right. It fell past the oven grates right to the oven floor. Here’s a pic of the damage. Yes, it was still good. Mmmmmm $0.79 pizza…..

Speaking of things being stuck down wells, here’s a piece of Simpsons where Bart pretends to be a kid stuck in the well. Celebrity Krusty gathers famous people to sing for the imaginary kid in the well. Kinda funny how it takes a post as long as this just to explain one of our inside jokes.

Now that you’ve enjoyed that, you can see what the Simpsons was parodying. Yes, Michael Jackson’s trusted and true “We are the World” thingy with lots of celebrities most American youth wouldn’t recognize:

Oh Kenny Rogers, you are one silly former chicken maker.