The gauges in there at time of departure were from a 1984 vw Sirocco. Everything worked but the tach.

I heard back from my apache helicopter pilot friend and the Jetta made the drive back to MIssouri just fine! I knew the VW could do it. It’s never left me stranded on a road trip. I have to say it was a tender moment to watch it drive away.

Alas no more though because the Vibe totally rocks! I still love driving that car!! I’ll love it even more come winter when I can enjoy a real-live heater. What’s that like? I don’t have any Vibe pictures yet, though. I’ll have to fix that.

I wrote all that on October 4th and it’s now October 6th. Oddly now I do know what winter will be like! It snowed a whole bunch on the mountains today. It was some crazy stuff.

My brother Eric and I said that to each other once and thought it was really funny. This post is because I haven’t written in a while. Man doing stuff consistently is really hard. That’s probably why greatness is rare. I saw a sign in the gym yesterday that said you just have to make a work out routine and stick to it then results will follow. So simple, work out sign, so simple. Yet muy tough.

I couldn’t help but think about business in that respect. So many people dream of owning their own business and stuff like that but they don’t realize most overnight successes in business usually take about 10 years. That Angry Birds video game was developed by a team that sputtered in obscurity for 8 years before their breakthrough iPhone sales. The Beatles played 6-hour sets at strip clubs for years unnoticed before they invaded America and took over. Parker Planners wasn’t even on the radar until they had been around for 6 years and in the spring of 2012 their iPhone app hit 5 million downloads and Walmart made an initial purchase of 2.4 million units for nationwide distribution.

The 4th of July was way fun. My older brother Ammon came to town with his wife Terrin and we talked cars as usual. Right now he’s completing the tuning of a 650hp Corvette. Dude’s owned some pretty sweet vehicles. I’ma go down there and check it out before he sells it.

I did another week of EFY and it was great. My boys were super fun. One of them is a college basketball recruit so we had to play some one on one. When I challenged him he said “you might want to bring a few more people”. Ha! Way funny kid. Turns out I beat him at HORSE but he came up with the win at the one-on-one game. He’s 6′4″ and can jump. And make shots. I feel like I really connected with my boys, there was one that had tons of questions about Parker Planners. It was great, I felt like a celebrity, he was so intrigued and wanted to know everything about it. Another boy make us laugh nonstop, he was really smart and had a great comment for anything that went down.

My girls were really fun this time, too. They were very mature and very sweet. I helped a couple of them get a picture with their counselor crushes, it was funny.

The last few days of my life have been mind-expanding and literally life-changing. I recommend travel to places that are in every way different than what you’re used to. You grow, you learn, you love people more, you earn a respect for life and those who have more/less than you, and are given a vision of the sacrifices of literally millions of people who have gone before whose efforts improve your life at the current moment.

New York City is all that and a bucket of chickenchips. It’s the real deal. I love this place. The people I’ve encountered are so genuine and dedicated. The food is amazing. This is in part because if they don’t perform they’ll go out of business almost immediately and then it’s someone else’s turn to dish out mama’s recipes to the masses. Talk about economics. In this place it most definitely is survival of the fittest.

The Nation Stationery show has been fun. I love trade shows; meeting and working with like-minded people is so fulfilling. The first day we only made one sale, but I got to use my new credit card reader from Square! What a cool company; they have truly changed the world and how it does business. I can’t think of a more useful or empowering tool for small business in 2011. The buyer was a small family-owned bookstore. Benjie and I talked to a ton of people, nearly everyone that walked by. Very little immediate success compared to the last show. We were pretty darn discouraged.

(double-stick taping planners to your head is lowest of the low, folks)

It’s times like this where you wonder if all your big dreaming really was for the birds. Hard not to feel like the kid standing in front of a borrowed Ferrari with his eyes shut.

We made another sales board like last time and even lowered the number we had to get for everyone’s 20% discount. Only 100. For a show with something like 8000 buyers that should be nothing, right? Turns out stationery stores rarely carry planners. And the ones that do are hesitant to buy something in a declining market. There you have it. A super fun trip to New York scorned buy a lame-sauce kick off to what should have been our most successful business venture yet.

Is this the end of Parker Planners as we know it? Does the train run over the beautiful damsel? Will Benjie and Ethan be able to dig deep and pull from their car salesman genius and football beast roots?

No, yes, and yes. Too bad about the damsel but we kept on keeping on and were rewarded in the form of conversations with some of the largest retailers in the world. I can’t post here which ones or what they said but suffice it to say we have a few conversations to finish when we get home. I was shocked today at the show. I have a page full of business cards that, if we struck a deal with any of them, Benjie and I would be able to live anywhere we wanted and drive whatever we wanted.

Bigger risk, bigger reward.

Ok here’s a great NY story for you now. Hold on tight ’cause this one’s pretty dope-a-licious if I may be so nerdy.

Sunday. First day of the trade show there’s a hotty two booths down. She’s got the kind of looks that make her virtually unapproachable by most men’s standards. Bombshell. Why try?

Monday. Benjie and I got to know the people around us a little better including hotty McHotstuff. Turns out she lives in LA right now and has had a fairly successful career in film, TV, and commercials. She’s done theater and soap operas in NY, commercials and movies in LA, and a some modeling. Probably a jerk? Wrong. Cooper is way cool. Surprisingly cool, actually. We got a picture.

Tuesday (today) was a great day at the show and Benjie flew home (less great, you can’t leave the booth with just one person there plus he rocks). Because I was all by myself after that our buddies next door offered to bring me along to have dinner with them which was so kind. They are some of the most interesting and and generous people I’ve met in a while. We went to a great Greek place in downtown Manhattan. That restaurant was for real. Greeks ran it and the food was very very good. Oh so yummy and my hosts even offered to pick up the tab which was like rain from heaven. They called it my “celebration dinner” for starting conversations with those big-box retailers.

Wow I just love life right now. I love how you think you know what you want until something way way better happens. Can’t live without a certain thing in your life? Can’t be happy until X or Y happens? Wait until the big man upstairs gives you A and B and you’ll wonder why you ever wanted the first thing.

Cooper is so awesome, we happened to have about a 40-min bus ride (probably traveled 2 miles) from the convention center to Times Square-ish where we got to chat. She knows a lot about show-biz and was really engaging to talk to. One interesting fact I learned was the soap operas are filmed with virtually no practice. Because they’re on nearly every day of the week you get the lines the night before and just spit them out the next day, usually in one take. it’s what makes them so goofy. I think she was on As the World Turns for a while.

Yeah, not every day you hang out with well-cultured and mega-beautiful actresses. She plays some mean violin, too. It was an attention-grabber for their booth at the trade show (as if she wasn’t already).

OK so back to some NYC fun. Benjie and I tried to save on expenses where we could so lodging of course was one area where we got creative. The first two nights (for Benjie anyway. I missed my flight in SLC so I took a red-eye and got in at 6am Saturday morning) we stayed with a friend of a friend who lived on the 6th floor of a building up on 174th street. pretty nice place, fun. Sunday night was a mystery until Saturday night so we booked a Super Motel 8 in NJ across the river from the convention center because it was only $109 per night instead of $200 like the cheapest place in NY. It was a bit of an adventure in and of itself.

We took a shuttle thing through the Lincoln Tunnel under the river and popped up in North Bergen where our delightful hotel was. Plus side: hot shower, ironing board, two beds, complimentary breakfast, shuttle back to NY, etc. Strange/Needs Improvement Side: wireless internet didn’t work so we asked the front desk what was up. They came to our room with their own laptop, showed us that his computer was working, denied any claim (changed the subject) that the laptop was modified at all and refused to let us check any other room for a signal. I don’t know about you, but when when an iPhone 4, an iPad 2, and a new gen Macbook can’t get wifi it may not be our devices.

Strange/Needs Improving Side (cont): The internet worked in the lobby so we went out there to do some webbing. While there several people came in asking for hourly rates. Yeah I’ll let you figure that one out. Plus the bed sucked.

Good times, New Jersey. Thanks! In defense of NJ I did meet a couple very nice ladies from Princeton at the trade show.

and . . . it’s not even over yet. Here I lay on my airbnb.com bed typing away through some nice high-speed internet in East Villiage New York. It’s like a dream. I wonder were I’ll be when I wake up.

As a grande finale of the whole thing, a special dance number performed impromptu in Central Park filmed by my never failing business partner Benjie.

It’s that time of year, folks. Candy, candy, and more candy time! Eric and I went to the eSmifs last night in search of Easter joy only to find this!! AHhhhhhhahahahhAHHHhaAAAHhAAaaaaAa.

I know. How could this happen? Where are the Cadbury eggs? The big and little ones? That one kind with a matte-finish shell and solid chocolate goodness inside!? WHERE? We still managed to find some starburst jelly beans, peeps, and a twix, but man I really wanna Easter fun. Looks like it’s off to Walmart later this week for some bonus discounted Easter treats.

Today my beloved BYU 106th ward becomes the Young Single Adult 130th ward. The Church made a change recently that affects student wards in that they will no longer be student wards but YSA wards. I just got called to be the membership clerk so it’s back to getting to know everyone in the ward and stalking them a good one. A year and a half at executive secretary got me pretty up to speed with my ward friends. I just love talking to people, meeting them, and hearing about their passions and what makes them tick.

Eric and I put some more stuff in the crock pot today. I love that thing! Bless crock pots and rice cookers! You can’t screw it up!

I just got off the phone with my older brother, he’s awesome. He’s very mechanically inclined and likes to buy wrecked vehicles for cheap, fix them, and sell them. Right now he’s got an ‘09 Yamaha R6, a Ducati 1198S, an ‘02 Corvette Z06, a Tundra with a 6″ lift, an ‘05 545i with a V8 and a 6 speed. Man that’s some seriously fast and sweet stuff. I went down there not too long ago and got to ride the R6 a tiny bit. Man new motorcycles are just fabulous. They start, go, stop, and look soooo well. Yes, they look well.

Here’s a video of the Tundra playing in the Sand. This was so FUN!!

In the early 20th century women were discriminated against in the classical music scene. It was thought that they didn’t have the lung capacity for brass nor the hand strength for strings. Less than 5 percent of musicians were women. Then something very simple but profound happened; they did blind auditions. The performer would walk on stage via carpet (so heels wouldn’t clink) behind a sheet so those listening could only hear the music, not see distractions. By the end of the century about 50% of those performing in the nation’s major symphonies were women.

Cool, huh! How you sound should be, after all, the only determining factor in a symphony orchestra. If you’re singing pop you should probably be a hottie with a body who can shake it all over, but if you can wear black and be still then hey classical is for you!

Gladwell spoke at Harvard Law about 2 years ago and proposed we practice criminal law using this principle. Surprisingly he was well received. The author was trying to correct the injustice of racial prejudice in sentences. It’s a fact that black convicts are 27 to 54 times more likely to get jail time for drug offenses than equivalent white offenders. Great idea I say. Why not level the playing field?

Many of you probably don’t know about this, but 2 years ago Parker Planners sponsored this same contest at BYU. It was a ton of fun and we even got Deloitte the accounting firm to sponsor us! These groups of students had only 5 days to think up, write, direct, film, and submit their videos. Great job to them says I! We had about 9 submissions, here were the top 2 and then an honorable mention. The winner got $500.

#1

#2

An honorable mention

It was fun but we ended up yoinking another one anyway.