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	<title>Ethan Parker</title>
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		<title>Football</title>
		<link>http://www.ethandparker.com/2010/09/04/football-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 20:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m starting this post now because these games rock too much not to.
BYU FOOTBALL BEGINS HOY

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m starting this post now because these games rock too much not to.</p>
<p>BYU FOOTBALL BEGINS HOY</p>
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		<title>Count the fake vents</title>
		<link>http://www.ethandparker.com/2010/09/03/count-the-fake-vents/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Each one probably adds at least 25 hp.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Each one probably adds at least 25 hp.</p>
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		<title>The biz has a home</title>
		<link>http://www.ethandparker.com/2010/09/03/the-biz-has-a-home/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome, everyone to the new office of Parker Planners! She ain&#8217;t much now but we&#8217;ll get this thing rockin&#8217; and rollin&#8217;
Big desk, encouraging stuff on walls, check. Rap forthcoming.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome, everyone to the new office of Parker Planners! She ain&#8217;t much now but we&#8217;ll get this thing rockin&#8217; and rollin&#8217;</p>
<p>Big desk, encouraging stuff on walls, check. Rap forthcoming.</p>
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		<title>Pizza</title>
		<link>http://www.ethandparker.com/2010/08/31/pizza/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 05:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a test of character. Believe it. Tonight my ward had an organizational meeting where 50 of us get together and assign callings to everyone in the ward. We come fasting to try and be spiritually in-tune.
So after a 2-hour meeting that ends at 9pm a person can get pretty hungry and impatient. I told [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a test of character. Believe it. Tonight my ward had an organizational meeting where 50 of us get together and assign callings to everyone in the ward. We come <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasting" target="_blank">fasting</a> to try and be spiritually in-tune.</p>
<p>So after a 2-hour meeting that ends at 9pm a person can get pretty hungry and impatient. I told the place to bring pizza 10 min before our meeting ended. 8:50 came around and no pizza. 8:58 came around and I called, they told me the driver already left and it should be there soon. The place is like 200 yards away so I wasn&#8217;t worried. When it got to be 9:05 and hungry angry people were leaving I was a little torqued. I called back and told the guy to call the driver. I could have been nicer <img src='http://www.ethandparker.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  So delivery man shows up 25 mins late and we finally get to eat. I don&#8217;t know how much my bishopric member tipped him but the delivery guy had to have felt dumb. My bishop was pretty irritated, too and wants to escalate it to a regional manager level which I think is good, if I managed something like that I would want to know if a group of 50 people had a negative opinion about my pizza.</p>
<p>There is a Utah-famous story about senate majority leader Curt Bramble and how he belittled a pizza girl and was a total jerk about it. Here&#8217;s a link to the <a href="http://cartoonbrickwall.blogspot.com/2008/08/my-run-in-with-majority-leader-in-utah.html" target="_blank">pizza girl&#8217;s blog</a> who wrote about it. Crazy story!</p>
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		<title>Back 2 UT</title>
		<link>http://www.ethandparker.com/2010/08/28/back-2-ut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 18:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well my 17-day adventure is coming to a close. I&#8217;m flying back to Provo tonight from what has been a great get away and family fun time. Being in S. Utah and Surprise, AZ has been great. It was really cool getting to know my brother-in-law&#8217;s business better. I&#8217;ve resolved to make a few changes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well my 17-day adventure is coming to a close. I&#8217;m flying back to Provo tonight from what has been a great get away and family fun time. Being in S. Utah and Surprise, AZ has been great. It was really cool getting to know my brother-in-law&#8217;s business better. I&#8217;ve resolved to make a few changes to my own company based on some things they do.</p>
<p># 1 Actually pay myself</p>
<p>Parker Planners is profitable and going pretty well but I&#8217;ve chosen not to pay myself so it could grow faster and be a stable concern. Because I&#8217;m out of school and I work there full-time it&#8217;s time to reap a little of the benefits and take things more seriously.</p>
<p># 2 Get office space!</p>
<p>Stepping in the door at Secure Source at 6:15 in the morning really had some power. You&#8217;re the only one there and you can do your morning routine in complete solace and your mind is super clear so you can organize important tasks and do most of them before most people are conscious! For Parker Planners it will be a challenge to find the right fit but it will be worth the hunt.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, we acquired a competitor, RMDaily Planner. The owner is a current BYU student and a cool guy, we agreed on a price before I left town and are closing the deal when I get back. We&#8217;re really excited about it. Should boost online sales.</p>
<p>So one thing I helped my brother-in-law do was learn web development. I made <a href="http://www.securesourceaz.com" target="_blank">their website</a> a while back and he&#8217;s working on a few of his own. One of which is a T-shirt company called <a href="http://www.spooftee.com" target="_blank">spooftee.com</a>. He&#8217;s got some funny shirts.</p>
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<p>So now to dating. Why not? Ahhh, peoples attracted to each other. So my sister has a friend here in town that she&#8217;s always wanted me to go out with. It hasn&#8217;t happened sooner becuase one of us has always been in a relationship whenever I was in town. Now that we&#8217;re both single and I&#8217;m here she set us up. Muy fun. I&#8217;ll skimp on the details but man it&#8217;s cruddy when you meet someone neat and and they live mucho miles away.</p>
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		<title>Movie</title>
		<link>http://www.ethandparker.com/2010/08/28/movie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I saw Leap Year recently, pretty good. It has the girl from enchanted.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw Leap Year recently, pretty good. It has the girl from enchanted.</p>
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		<title>Hands</title>
		<link>http://www.ethandparker.com/2010/08/27/charades/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 23:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Want one</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Design]]></category>
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		<title>MMA</title>
		<link>http://www.ethandparker.com/2010/08/26/mma/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 05:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A while back my older brother did an MMA (mixed martial arts) fight. He was living in Tennessee at the time and his friends filmed it for him. Ammon wins with a guillotine choke.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A while back my older brother did an MMA (mixed martial arts) fight. He was living in Tennessee at the time and his friends filmed it for him. Ammon wins with a guillotine choke.</p>
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		<title>Sushi</title>
		<link>http://www.ethandparker.com/2010/08/26/sushi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like sushi. My first real sushi was in Santa Barbara, CA on my mission provided by a very cool member last name Sarabia. I was pretty skeptical especially because cartoons usually think raw fish is really gross. However, with enough soy and wasabi you can eat just about anything!
I&#8217;m still in AZ right now [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like sushi. My first real sushi was in Santa Barbara, CA on my mission provided by a very cool member last name Sarabia. I was pretty skeptical especially because cartoons usually think raw fish is really gross. However, with enough soy and wasabi you can eat just about anything!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m still in AZ right now and today I went with the three owners of <a href="http://www.securesourceaz.com" target="_blank">Secure Source</a> (2 are brothers in law) to a place called Tomo near Phoenix, AZ. Best sushi I&#8217;ve had in my life to this point. Wow. I used to think the fancy sushi rolls were overrated and it was all about a simple piece of fish and maybe some avocado in there. I stand before you today as a convert of way awesome sushi with fried crud and lots of other goodness on there!</p>
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